I want to take you out for ice cream
I want to take you out for ice cream
I want to take you out for ice cream
and show you a real good time!

I want to take you to the baseball game
I want to take you to the baseball game
buy you peanuts and cracker-jacks
and show you a real good time!

No, I won't break into your apartment
hit you on the head with a chair
pull down my pants, take a dump on your rug
and wave my dick in the air.

NO!
I want to take you out for ice cream
I want to take you out for ice cream
I want to take you out for ice cream
and show you a real good time!
show you a real good time!
show you a real good time!