Operator, operator please,
I think my brain has got a disease,
Operator, operator please,
I don't like when people see my knees,
I'll twist and shake into a childish fit,
I'll show you what it's like to be a delinquent,
Operator, operator please,
I think my brain has got a disease.

Shhhhhh-uh
Shhhhhh-uh
Shhhhhh-uh
Shhhhhh-uh

Violated Mr. you just lied,
Liar, liar Mr. my oh my,
I'll reprogramme and then I'll flick the switch,
Now you're becoming a disco bitch,
I'll say it twice then I'll say it again,
Oh no I lied so we'll just pretend,
You're stupid so you need to take some action,
I'll read a magazine to see what's in fashion.

Oh no, Oh no, Crash tragic, Oh no
Oh no, Oh no, Crash tragic, Oh no

Ah!

Shhhhhh-uh
Shhhhhh-uh
Shhhhhh-uh
Shhhhhh-uh
Shhhhhh-uh
Shhhhhh-uh

Woooaahhh
Woooahhhh
Woooahhhh
Woooooooooah!!

Oh no, Oh no, Crash tragic, Oh no
Oh no, Oh no, Crash tragic, Oh no